~ 26th October 2008 ~
Tonight I banned my two heroes from the room because little Tonto has started brown nosing my big pot of earth, not forgetting the poor plant right in the middle of it. It seems to be his latest quest to 'loosen' the soil around it. Maybe he feels the plant needs some air??!!!
I was gonna let them in when I thought his nose seemed oddly pale coloured and realised its usual black shiny sniffer was masked by soil! Which would mean soiled paws and some body parts as well. That was it. Caught him by the collar, almost stuffed him into the big pot whilst he tried to wriggle out from my deathly grip ~guilty as hell, obviously~ smacked his paws and bum and talking in a very angry tone.....you get the picture I'm sure.
Oh please....it's not as if I abused him or thrashed him against the pot or anything, just a reconstruction of his antics added with my angry "NO! NO!"s. "Bad boy!" "Stop it!" etc. He has to be taught because he obviously did not learn from his previous smack when he did the exact same thing two days ago.
So here I am, missing them on my bed. Can't let Guzz in alone cos the little rascal would wake up the whole neighbourhood with his howling for Guzz. Sigh....
And so I peeked out the window to see what they were up to.
My heart burst with pride to see them so close like this. Grumpy old Guzz practically can't stand him so close especially when asleep and here they are.....my awesome two boys. Who when the world is watching are having alpha issues but in actual fact.......Silent comrades.
Hmm.....some fine watch dogs they are. Should i feel safe? :P